Golden handcuffs. You ever worn a pair of these before? Know someone who's wearing them right now? If so, this card is for you (or them)! Perhaps you've been promoted without compensation or volentold you're now in charge of a new initiative! I can't think of a better reward for such a fantastic team player than this special card right here. Something to celebrate your proud contributions to the capitalist machine so you can keep yourself from backsliding into poverty. Let's frame this one for the office wall!
Size is 5"x7" (A7)
Metallic gold screenprinted on 100% cotton Cranes Lettra 110lb heavy cardstock with black or neon pink letterpress text.
